Oh my pimping octopus of the sea!

If some one would care to buy me this, I will inappropriately touch you at all the appropriate times.

(There’s also a snazzy little pair of Squid Earings if you *really* like me…)

One day, my dear.
One day you will be mine and we will be sexy fine together…

I’ve been wanting one of these since last year.
I have liquids that need to travel with me and my space one is broken! (So is my Batman one)

I have a strange obsession with post cards (don’t ask).
This little collection of bags and wallets have stuck my heart inside a letter and sent it off in the mail.
Divine.

There’s a place on my shelf just waiting for this mug.

I want these with all of my inky squid filled heart.

I want these in my life (and my pants)

Sure they’re for men, but the word Woman without “man” would just be “wo” and that’s not cool at all.

So why not throw away what your patents taught you about “ladies are ladies and men are men” (I mean come on, who hasn’t met a “lady man” or a “man lady” eh?) and get your feMALE friends/partners/awkward acquaintances a god damn beard shirt!!

And me. Don’t forget me. Get me one too, please.